Please note that older reviews are copied from my Netflix account… and Netflix’s older interface had a lovely habit of stripping out punctuation upon submission. When re-appropriating the reviews, if I was feeling saucy, I would edit it. (I haven’t felt saucy since the ’70s.)
A
The Abandoned
Abar: Black Superman
ABCs of Death
The ABCs of Death
ABCs of Death 2
Ablaze
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe
Absentia
Absolute Zero
The Accidental Spy
A Christmas Horror Story
Acolytes
Active Stealth
Acts of Violence
The Adjustment Bureau
Adrenalin: Fear the Rush
Adventure for Imperial Treasures
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Adventures of Johnny Tao
The Adventures of Tintin
Afghan Knights
Aftermath
After the Sunset
Against a Crooked Sky
Against All Flags / Buccaneer’s Girl
Against the Dark
Against the Law
A Girl Cut in Two
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
Agitator (150 minute international version)
A Handful of Dust
Ahead of the Game
A Horrible Way to Die
A Human Murder Weapon
Air America: Operation Jaguar
Airboss
Air Force One
Air Marshal
Air Panic
Airplane II: The Sequel
Air Speed
Air Strike
Aladdin
Aladdin (1992)
Aladdin (2019)
Alejandro Jodorowsky Collection (Arrow, 2020)
Alien:
Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
All Dogs Go to Heaven
All Hallows Eve 2
All-Star Superman
The Alphabet Killer
Altitiude
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Ambition Without Honor
American Ultra
A Mighty Heart
An American Tail
Among the Living
The Ancient Magus’ Bride: Those Awaiting a Star (OVA)
Angel
Angel of Death
A Nightmare on Elm Street
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
A Nightmare of Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
A Nightmare on Elm Street 6: Freddy’s Dead, The Final Nightmare
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Animal
Animal Kingdom
Animal World
Another Earth
Another Evil
Antichrist
Ant-Man
Ant-Man
Ant-Man and The Wasp
Apollo 18
Apostle
A Quiet Place
A Quiet Place
A Quiet Place Part II
Army of the Dead
Arrival
A Room With a View
A Royal Affair
Arthur and the Invisibles
Arthur and the Invisibles
Arthur and The Invisibles: The New Minimoy Adventures (Arthur 2 and 3)
The Art of the Steal
As Above, So Below
A Secret
A Serbian Film
The Assignment
The Assistant
ATM
Atrocious
Attack the Block
August Underground series
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Avatar
Avengement
Avengers
Avengers
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Infinity War
Avengers: Endgame
A View to a Kill
Await Further Instructions
A Warrior’s Tail
A Woman is a Woman
Babadook
Bad Biology
Bad Trip
Bambi
Basket Case
Basket Case
What’s in the Basket?
Baskin
Basquiat
Batman
Nolan
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Batman: The Killing Joke (2016 Animated)
Battle Royale
Battle Royale
Battle Royale II
Bear (short)
Before I Wake
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Belzebuth
Berberian Sound Studio
Bernie
Berserk
Berserk: Golden Age Arc I – The Egg of the King
Berserk: Golden Age Arc II – The Battle for Doldrey
Berserk: Golden Age Arc III – The Advent
Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Big Fish
Big Man Japan
Big Trouble in Little China
Bill Cunningham New York
Billy Bathgate
Birdman
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (2006)
The Black Dahlia
Black Death
Black Dynamite
Black Moon Rising
Black Panther
Black Sheep
Black Society Trilogy
Shinjuku Triad Society
Rainy Dog
Ley Lines
Takashi Miike’s Black Society Trilogy
Black Sunday
Black Swan
Black Swarm
Black Widow
Blade of the Immortal
Blame!
Bleach
Blind Sun
Blizzard
Blood Creek
Blood Diamond
Blood Feast
Blood Harvest
Blood Rage
Blood Sucking Freaks
Blue Ruin
Blues Harp
Blue Valentine
Bond
Casino Royale (1954)
Casino Royale (1967)
Dr. No
Goldfinger
Thunderball
Live and Let Die
Skyfall
Bone
Bone Tomahawk
Bonnie and Clyde
Book of Eli
Books of Blood
The Boondock Saints
Borderland
Boss Level
Bourne
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Box
Braid
Brain Damage
Brainiac: Transmissions After Zero
Brawl in Cell Block 99
Bridesmaids
Bright
The Broken
Brother’s Keeper
Bullitt
Burn (2019)
Burning Bright
Business is Business
The Butcher Boy
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
The Cabin in the Woods
Caddyshack
The Call of Cthulhu
Cam
Candyman
Cannibal Holocaust
Can’t Take It Back
Captain America
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain America: Civil War
Captain Marvel
The Captive
Carrie
Castle Freak
Catfish
Cats & Dogs
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
Centurion
Chances Are
The Changeling
Charlie’s Angels
Charlie’s Angels (2000)
Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
The Chaser
Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats
The Children
Children of the Corn
Child’s Play
Child’s Play
Child’s Play 2
Child’s Play 3
Bride of Chucky
Seed of Chucky
Curse of Chucky
Cult of Chucky
Chillerama
Chinatown
Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers
Chloe
Chocolate (2008)
Chopping Mall
The Christmas Chronicles
Christmas Evil
Chronicle
C.H.U.D.
Circle
Citadel
Citizenfour
The City of the Dead
Clash of the Titans
Clash of the Titans (1981)
Clash of the Titans (2010)
Wrath of the Titans
Class of 1984
Close Range
Cloverfield
Coffin Rock
Coherence
Cold Fish
The Collector (1965)
The Collector (2009)
Commando
Confession of Murder
La Constellation Jodorowsky
Contagion
Contamination (1980)
Cowboys & Aliens
Crank
Crank
Crank 2: High Voltage
La Cravate
The Crazies
Crimson Peak
Damsel
Dangerous Beauty
The Darjeeling Limited
Dark Blue
The Dark Crystal
Dark Shadows (2012)
Daughters of Darkness
Daybreakers
The Day of the Beast
Dead & Buried
Deadbeat at Dawn
Dead Birds
Deadgirl
Deadpool
Dead Rising: Watchtower
Dead Shack
Dead Snow
Dead Snow
Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead
Dead Space: Downfall
Dearest Sister
Deathgasm
Deathtrap
The Debt Collector
Deck of Cards
Deep Red
Demons
Demon Wind
Despicable Me
Destiny
Detention (2011)
The Devil’s Candy
Dhobi Ghat
Dial Code Santa Claus
Digging Up The Marrow
District B13
District 9
The Divide
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Dogtooth
Dollars Trilogy:
A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Dolls
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
Don’t Breathe (2016)
Don’t Grow Up
Doom: Annihilation
Down Terrace
Dragged Across Concrete
Dreamscape
Dredd
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Drive
The Duke of Burgundy
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
Eat Drink Man Woman
Eden Lake
Edge of Darkness
18 Fingers of Death!
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
Elf
Elizabethtown
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Encounters at the End of the World
End of Watch
Enola Holmes
Equilibrium
Eternals
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Event Horizon
Evil Dead (2013)
Evilspeak
The Exorcist 3
Faces of Death
The Faculty
Family Plot
Fando y Lis
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Fantastic Four (2015)
Fateful Findings
Feast
Feast
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
Fido
A Field in England
The 5th Musketeer
5150
The Final Girls
Fire and Ice
Firestarter
First Love
1st Testament: CIA Vengeance
Following
Footsteps (AKA Vengeance Day)
Found Footage 3D (2D Version)
48 Hrs.
44 Minutes
The 4 Musketeers
The Fourth Kind
Frankenstein’s Army
Frazetta
Free Fire
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th (1980)
Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th Part III
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Jason Goes to Hell: Final Friday
Jason X
Freddy vs. Jason
Friday the 13th (2009)
Fried Barry
The Frighteners
From Within
Frontier(s)
Frozen
Fur
Future Shock!: The Story of 2000 AD
Gantz: O
Generation Iron
Generation Iron
Generation Iron 2
Generation Iron 3
Genesis
Gerald’s Game
Get Out
Get the Gringo
Ghost in the Shell (1995)
Ghost Stories
Ghostwatch
The Ghost Writer
The Gift (2015)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Ginger Snaps
The Girlfriend Experience
The Girl Next Door
The Girl with All the Gifts
Glory
The Godfather
The Godfather
The Godfather, Part II
The Godfather: Part III
God Told Me To
Good Cop Bad Cop
Goodnight Mommy
Good Time
The Gore Gore Girls
Grace
Grandma’s Boy
Gravity
The Great White Hype
Green Room
Green Street Hooligans: Underground
Green Zone
Gremlins 2
Gringo
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guinea Pig:
Guinea Pig: Devil’s Experiment
Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood
Guinea Pig 3: He Never Dies
Guinea Pig 4: Devil Doctor Woman
Guinea Pig 5: The Android of Notre Dame
Guinea Pig 6: Mermaid in a Manhole
Guinea Pig 7: Slaughter Special
Guinea Pig: The Making of Guinea Pig
Gunpowder Milkshake
Gutterballs: Balls-Out Uncut edition
The Guys From Paradise
The Guyver
Gymkata
Hack-O-Lantern
Hail, Caesar!
The Hallow
Halloween
Halloween (1978)
Halloween II (1981)
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer’s Cut)
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
Halloween: Resurrection
Halloween (2007, Director’s Cut)
Halloween 2 (2009, Director’s Cut)
Halloween (2018)
Hancock
Hands on a Hardbody: The Documentary
Happy Death Day
Hardcore Henry
Hard Target 2
Hatchet
Hatchet
Hatchet II
Hatchet III
Victor Crowley
Haunt (2019)
Haywire
Header
Headshot
Heathers
Hell Comes to Frogtown
Hellions
Hellraiser
Hellraiser
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
Hellraiser: Bloodline
Hellraiser: Inferno
Hellraiser: Hellseeker
Hellraiser: Deader
Hellraiser: Hellworld
Hellraiser: Revelations
Hellraiser: Judgment
Henry Poole Is Here
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Hereditary
Hesher
Hidden Fortress
High-Rise
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Hisss
Hogzilla
Hold the Dark
The Holy Mountain
Homicide
Horrible Bosses
Hotel Transylvania
Hotel Transylvania
Hotel Transylvania 2
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation
Hotel Transylvania 3 Film Collection
Housebound
The House By the Cemetery
The House of the Devil
The House of Usher
House on Haunted Hill
House on Haunted Hill
House on Haunted Hill (remake)
The Houses October Built
The Human Centipede: First Sequence
Hudson Hawk – Retro VHS Style Blu-ray
Humanoids from the Deep
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
I Am Chris Farley
I Kill Giants
Ikiru
I Love Sarah Jane (short)
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Immortals
I’m Your Woman
In Bruges
Inception
Incoming
The Incredible Hulk
The Incredibles
The Incredibles
The Incredibles 2
Indiana Jones
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Indie Game: The Movie
The Informant!
Inside
Insidious
Insomnia
Interview With the Vampire
The Intouchables
The Invisible Guardian
The Invitation
In Your Eyes
Ip Man
Ip Man
Ip Man 2
Ip Man 3
Ip Man 4: The Finale
Master Z: The Ip Man Legacy
Ip Man: The Beginning
Ip Man: The Final Fight
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
It Comes At Night
It Follows
It’s Alive
It’s Alive
It Lives Again
Island Of the Alive
It’s a Wonderful Life
It’s Kind of a Funny Story
Jack Frost (1997)
Jagged Edge
Jarhead 3: The Siege
Jauja
Jersey Girl
Jimmy and Judy
Johan Falk
Noll Tolerans
Livvakterna
Den Tredje Vagen
Johan Falk: Gruppen För Särskilda Insatser
Johan Falk: Vapenbröder
Johan Falk: National Target
Johan Falk: Leo Gaut
Johan Falk: Operation Näktergal
Johan Falk: De fredlösa
Johan Falk: Spelets Regler
Johan Falk: De 107 Patrioterna
Johan Falk – Alla råns moder
Johan Falk – Organizatsija Karayan
Johan Falk – Barninfiltratören
Johan Falk – Kodnamn Lisa
Johan Falk – Ur askan i elden (From The Ashes Into The Fire)
Johan Falk: Tyst diplomati
Johan Falk: Blodsdiamanter
John Carter
John Wick
JSA (Joint Security Area)
Juan of the Dead
Junji Ito Collection: Tomie OVA
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress: The Battle of Unato
The Keep
Kick-Ass
Kidnapped
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Killing Gunther
Kill List
Kill Me Three Times
King Cohen
Kingdom of the Spiders
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Knife in the Water
Knives Out
Knock Knock
Krampus
Krisha
Kumamoto Monogatari
Kung Fu Killer (Hong Kong, 2014)
Kuso
The Lady Vanishes
Lady Vengeance
Laid to Rest:
Laid to Rest
ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2
Lake Bodom
Lakeview Terrace
Laplace’s Witch
Last Action Hero
The Last Boy Scout
The Last Days on Mars
The Last Minute
The Last Witch Hunter
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Legendary
The Legend of Boggy Creek
Legends of the Hidden Temple
The Lego Movie
Lenny Cooke
Léon: The Professional
Let Me In
The Liability
Life (BBC Documentary)
The Life and Work of Sally Mann
Life During Wartime
Limitless
The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
The Lobster
Lockout
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Look Who’s Talking
Lord of the Flies
Lord of the Rings
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Losers
The Lost Boys
The Loved Ones
The Love Witch
Lucky (short)
Lupin III
The Castle of Cagliostro
Lupin III: The First
Macabre
Machete
The Machine Girl
Madman
Mad Max
Mad Max
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Madness of Max
Maggie
Man Bites Dog
Mandy
Manhattan
Maniac (1980)
Maniac Cop
Maniac Cop
Maniac Cop 2
Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence
Man In White
Man in White: Requiem of the Lion
Man in White: Bloody Battle of Lions
Marebito
Marriage of Maria Braun
Mary and Max
Ma Vie En Rose
Mayhem
May the Devil Take You
MIB:
Men in Black
Men in Black 2
Men in Black 3
Merantau
Mercury Rising
Mercury Rising
Mercury Rising / The Jackal Double Feature (blu-ray)
Mesrine:
Mesrine – Part 1: Killer Instinct
Mesrine – Part 2: Public Enemy #1
Messiah of Evil
Metropolis (1927 – 124 minute version)
México Bárbaro
Midnight Express
Mimic
Miracle Fish (short)
Mission: Impossible
Mission: Impossible
Mission: Impossible 2
Mission: Impossible 3
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
Mister America
Mockingbird
Monsters
The Monster Squad
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Moon
Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins
Mother!
Motherless Brooklyn
Mother’s Day (1980)
Motorama
Mulan
Mulan (1998)
Mulan (2020)
Murder Party
Murder-Set-Pieces
Mystery Team
My Winnipeg
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