Please excuse any missing punctuation, which is absolutely not due to my writing these things at 3 am when I’m half-awake and absolutely due to Netflix – some of these reviews pulled from my account there – stripping out commas and things when you submit their form. Yeah, good work, Netflix firewall. (i am technologoyooy smart)
Nails
The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
The Naked Gun 33 1/3rd: The Final Insult
Naked Ambition: An R-Rated Look at an X-Rated Industry
Nameless Gangster
Nativity!
Nekromantik
Nekromantik
Nekromantik 2
Netherland Dwarf (short)
The NeverEnding Story
New York, I Love You
Next of Kin
The Night Comes For Us
Nightmare Alley
Nightmare Man
Ninja
Ninja (2009)
Ninja: Shadow of a Tear
Nintendo Quest
No Exit
Noise
No Rest for the Wicked
Noroi: The Curse
Nurse 3D
Oats Studio
Firebrand
Rakka
Cooking With Bill
God: Serengeti
Kapture: Fluke
Ocean’s
Ocean’s Eleven
Ocean’s Twelve
Ocean’s Thirteen
Okja
Oldboy
The Old Guard
O Lucky Man!
The Omega Man
Once Upon a Time in Venice
One Cut of the Dead
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
100 Feet
The One I Love
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
The Orphanage
Otis
Otto; or, Up With Dead People
Outlander
Pacific Rim
Palm Springs
Pandorum
Paranormal Activity:
Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Paranormal Activity 4
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin
Unknown Dimension: The Story of Paranormal Activity
Paranorman
Payback – The Director’s Cut
Peeping Tom
Perdida
A Perfect Getaway
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
Pianist
Pickpocket
Pieces
The Pillow Book
Piranha (2010)
Pirate Radio
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
The Pit and the Pendulum
Pitch Black
Plague Town
Planet 51
Planet of the Apes (2001)
The Platform
Please Give
Police Academy
Pop Skull
The Possession
The Poughkeepsie Tapes
Power of Grayskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Precious
Predators
Predestination
The Prestige
Prevenge
Primal Screen
Primer
Prince of the City
Princess (flash series)
Prom Night
Prom Night
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
The Prophecy
The Prowler
Psycho
Psychomagic: A Healing Art
Puncture
The Punisher (2004)
Puppet Master
Puppet Master
Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich
Puzzle (2014 Japanese)
Q – The Winged Serpent
Quarantine
Rabid (1977)
Raging Bull
The Raid
The Raid – Redemption
The Raid 2
Rambo
Rambo: First Blood
Rambo: First Blood Part II
Rambo III
Rambo
Rang De Basanti
Rango
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
Rashomon
Rat
Ratchet and Clank
Ravenous
Raya and the Last Dragon
Raze
Re-Animator
Re-Animator: Unrated Version
Re-Animator: Integral Version
Bride of Re-Animator
Real Steel
Rec
Rec
Rec 2
Rec 3: Genesis
Red (2007)
Redbelt
The Red Shoes
Rent-A-Pal
Resident Evil:
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
Revolver
Right At Your Door
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
The Ring
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
The Ritual
Road to Perdition
Robin Hood (2010)
Robocop
RocknRolla
Rock the Kasbah
Rocky
Rocky
Rocky II
Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky V
Rocky Balboa
Rollerball (2002)
Ronnie Coleman: The King
Rosemary’s Baby
The Ruins
Run
Sadako vs. Kayako
Salt
The Salvation
Sam Was Here
Santa Sangre
Satan’s Little Helper
Savage County
Savage Dog
Savage Love (Uncut version)
Saw
Saw
Saw II
Saw III: Unrated Director’s Cut
Saw IV
Saw V
Saw VI
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter
Scare Package
Scars of Honor
Scream
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Scream 4
Scream (2022)
Scrooged
Serenity
Series 7
Session 9
7 Colombian Kilos
7 Kilos
Seven Pounds
Seven Psychopaths
7 Seconds
17000 Block
Severance
Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Shinjuku Outlaw
Shirkers
Shrew’s Nest
Shutter Island
The Sight
Sightseers
The Signal
The Signal (2014)
The Silence of the Lambs
Silent Hill
Silent Hill
Silent Hill: Revelation
Silent House
Silent Night, Dead Night
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
Sin City
Sin City: Recut, Extended, Unrated
Sin City (theatrical version)
Sinister
Sita Sings the Blues
6 Guns
16 Blocks
The Skin I Live In
Skinwalker Ranch
Slash of the Knife
Sledgehammer
Sleepaway Camp
Sleight
Slither
Slumber Party Massacre
Slumber Party Massacre
Slumber Party Massacre 2
Small Town Killers
Smash Cut
Smiley
Snowpiercer
Snuff
Society
Somewhere
Son of a Gun
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Soulmate
Sound of My Voice
South Beach Academy / Rock ‘n’ Roll High School Forever
Southbound
Space Truckers
Spider (short)
Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Spiral
Spike & Mike
Spike & Mike’s Cutting Edge Classics
Spike & Mike’s Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation: Full Frontal
Splice
Splinter
Split
Split Second
Spookers
Spookies
Spring
The Square
Stalled
The Standoff at Sparrow Creek
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek: Generations
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Trek (2009)
Star Trek: Into Darkness
Star Trek Beyond
Star Wars
Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Rogue One
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Steak
Step Brothers
Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye
Stone
The Strangers
Strays
Street Trash
The Stuff
Stung
Sukiyaki Western Django
Sukiyaki Western Django (Extended edition)
Sukiyaki Western Django (International Version)
Summer of 84
Sun Scarred
Super
Super 8
Surveillance
Survive the Night
Suspiria
Sweet, Sweet Lonely Girl
Swimming Pool
Symbol
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
The Taking of Deborah Logan
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Tales From the Hood 2
Tales of Halloween
Tammy and the T-Rex
Taxidermia
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
TMNT (2007)
TMNT: Turtles Forever
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teen Titans
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans
Teen Witch
Teeth
The Ten
10 Cloverfield Lane
10 Dead Men
10 Minutes Gone
Tennen shōjo Man next: Yokohama hyaku-ya hen
10.5:
10.5
10.5 Apocalypse
10,000 A.D.: The Legend of the Black Pearl
10,000 B.C.
Terminator
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator: Salvation
Terminator: Genisys
Terminator: Dark Fate
Terra Formars
Terrified
Terrifier
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Them
Therapy
There Will Be Blood
The Thing (1982)
The Thing (2011)
Things
The Third Yakuza
New Third Yakuza: Outbreak Kansai Yakuza Wars
The Third Yakuza 2 (Shin daisan no gokudō II)
Thirst
13 Dead Men
The 13th Warrior
The 13 Worms
This Film is Not Yet Rated
Thor
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Thor: Ragnarok
3 Days Gone
300 Spartans
3 Ninjas:
3 Ninjas: Kick Back
3 Ninjas: Knuckle Up
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
3 The Hard Way… Again
3000 Miles to Graceland
3-Way Split
Tideland
Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie
Timecrimes
Tiny Furniture
Tokyo Gore Police
Tomcats
El Topo
Torn Curtain
Tourist Trap
The Toxic Avenger
Toy Story
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Toy Story 4
TPB AFK
Train to Busan
Trauma Center
Trespass
Trigger Man
Tropic Thunder
Trust
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Turbo Kid
12 (2007, Russian)
12 Days of Terror
12 Rounds
20 Funerals
2037: Winter’s Dream
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
2012
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
2 Fast 2 Furious
2 Sides of Life
The Unborn
Uncut Gems
Under the Skin
Undisputed
Boyka: Undisputed
Up
Up!
Upgrade
Vanishing on 7th Street
Veronica Mars
V/H/S
V/H/S
V/H/S/2
V/H/S: Viral
V/H/S/ 94
Victoria
The Video Dead
Visioneers
Visions of Suffering
The Visit (2015)
The Visitor (1979)
The Voices
The Void
Wake Wood
Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death
WALL-E
Wall Street
The Wandering Earth
Wanderlust
Warcraft
The Way of the Gun
We Go On
Wet Hot American Summer
What About Bob?
What’s in the Basket?
Where the Wild Things Are
White God
The White Ribbon
Who Can Kill a Child?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Wind
The Witch
The Witch in the Window
Wither
WolfCop
Wolf Guy: Enraged Lycanthrope
The Woman
The Woman in Black
Wreck-It Ralph
Wrong Turn:
Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings
The X-Files
The X-Files
The X-Files: I Want to Believe
X-Men
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: First Class
X-Men: Days of Future Past
XX
YellowBrickRoad
Yojimbo
Your Studio and You (short)
Youth in Revolt
Zero Effect
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