It’s been said “I don’t make the movie until I’ve read the review at vaguely-offensive.com.” Soon that was made into a law, and the production of movies ceased. Having made my point, I invented time travel and setup multiple paradoxes where I could review the movies before their production, then release the reviews after the movie comes out. If you’re anything like me – and the other paradoxes I’ve created suggest (wink wink) that you are – then you love reading reviews, and you’ll love me for ever and never leave me and never read anyone else’s reviews ever and never even ever look at them because mine are the best and you love mine the most.
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