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Dan Abnett

Warhammer Black Library

First and Only – Dan Abnett

The Art of Ratchet and Clank

Robert Asprin

Myth Adventures

Myth Adventures One – Robert Asprin

Myth Directions / Hit or Myth – Robert Asprin

Iain Banks

Consider Phlebas – Iain Banks

Baxter Stock (#1)

Pro Physique: An Intro to Flexible Dieting – Stephen Beaugrand and Karina Noboa

Jake Bell

The Amazing Adventures of Nate Banks

The Amazing Adventures of Nate Banks #3: Red Alert – Jake Bell

Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges

Randall Boyll


Darkman 1: The Hangman – Randall Boyll

Darkman 2: The Price of Fear – Randall Boyll

Darkman 4: In the Face of Death – Randall Boyll

“But… I Can’t Do Anything Else!”: the art of Rob Schrab

Michael Carroll

Judges: The Avalanche – Michael Carroll

Ghosts and Ruins – Ben Catmull

Farewell, My Lovely – Raymond Chandler

Mindsploitation – Vernon Chatman

George Chesbro

Veil – George Chesbro


Shadow of a Broken Man – George C. Chesbro

The Fear in Yesterday’s Rings – George Chesbro

I Am Not A Number – Alex Cox

We Are All Me – Jordan Crane

The Crash Bandicoot Files: How Willy the Wombat Sparked Marsupial Mania

The Fall (The Strain Trilogy book 2) – Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan

EMS Synthi 100 – David & Stephen Dewaele

Time Troop (#1) – Dr. Herodotus

Erf – Garth Ennis

Mateo and the Flower of the Rain – Moisés Escudero

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Ultimate Visual History – Andrew Farago

Joseph Heller

Catch-22 – Joseph Heller

Patricia Highsmith


The Talented Mr. Ripley – Patricia Highsmith

Ripley Under Ground – Patricia Highsmith

The Boy Who Followed Ripley – Patricia Highsmith

Ripley Under Water – Patricia Highsmith

Those Who Walk Away – Patricia Highsmith

The Conspiracy Against the Human Race – Thomas Ligotti

Sherlock Sam and the Missing Heirloom in Katong: Case 1 – A. J. Low

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Collectibles – Matt MacNabb with Robert Barbieri

James Maxey

Burn Baby Burn – James Maxey

Brighter Than You Think: 10 Short Works by Alan Moore – Alan Moore / Marc Sobel

The Knights Tales Book 2: The Adventures of Sir Givret the Short – Gerald Morris

Iris Murdoch

The Black Prince – Iris Murdoch

The Sea, the Sea – Iris Murdoch

Under the Net – Iris Murdoch

Warren Murphy, Richard Sapir

The Destroyer

Created, the Destroyer (The Destroyer, Book 1) – Warren Murphy, Richard Sapir

Baccano! vol. 1: The Rolling Bootlegs – Ryohgo Narita

Star vs the Forces of Evil: The Magic Book of Spells – Daron Nefcy, Dominic
Bisignano, Amber Benson, Devin Taylor

The Art of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Ciero Nieli

B^F: The Novelization of the Feature Film – Ryan North

The Journal of Philip Von Tik – Thee Contortionists (Tyson Platt)

Ballad of the Whiskey Robber – Julian Rubenstein

Greg Rucka

Queen & Country

A Gentleman’s Game – Greg Rucka

Private Wars – Greg Rucka

Jon Scieszka

Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor (Frank Einstein 1) – Jon Scieszka

Batula – Steven Seagle

The Art of God of War – Evan Shamoon

Scrum: A Breathtakingly Brief and Agile Introduction – Chris Sims & Hillary Louise Johnson

Lemony Snicket

All the Wrong Questions

All the Wrong Questions 1: “Who Could That Be at This Hour?” – Lemony Snicket

All the Wrong Questions 2: “When Did You See Her Last?” – Lemony Snicket

All the Wrong Questions 3: “Shouldn’t You Be in School?” – Lemony Snicket

All the Wrong Questions 4: “Why is This Night Different From All Other Nights?” – Lemony Snicket

13 Words – Lemony Snicket

Neal Stephenson

The Mongoliad

The Mongoliad Book 1 – Neal Stephenson, Greg Bear, etc.

Reamde – Neal Stephenson

Rhytz of Rocque: The Flyer Art of Reuben Storey – Reuben Storey

Everything Can Be Beaten – Jhonen Vasquez (as Chancre Scolex)

The Four Just Men – Edgar Wallace

Peter Watts

The Freeze-Frame Revolution – Peter Watts


Starfish – Peter Watts

Maelstrom – Peter Watts

Welcome Home – Jaime Vicente

Vice: The Comics Issue (Vol. 13, Number 5) – Various

The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Visual Companion – Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard

Who Censored Roger Rabbit? – Gary K. Wolf

Gladiator – Philip Wylie

Phantasm Compendium – Ben Yip

Birth. Movies. Death.

Birth. Movies. Death. Batman v Superman Commemorative Issue

Birth. Movies. Death. Civil War Commemorative Issue

Boss Fight Books

Boss Fight Books: Earthbound (#1) – Ken Baumann

Boss Fight Books: Chrono Trigger (#2) – Michael P. Williams

Boss Fight Books: ZZT (#3) – Anna Anthropy

Boss Fight Books: Galaga (#4) – Michael Kimball

Boss Fight Books: Jagged Alliance 2 (#5) – Darius Kazemi

Boss Fight Books: Super Mario Bros. 2 (#6) – Jon Irwin

Boss Fight Books (#7): Bible Adventures – Gabe Durham

Boss Fight Books (#8): Baldur’s Gate II – Matt Bell

Boss Fight Books: Postal (#23) – Brock Wilbur & Nathan Rabin


HCC 001 – Grifter’s Game

HCC 002 – Fade to Blonde

HCC 003 – Top of the Heap

HCC 004 – Little Girl Lost

HCC 005 – Two For the Money

HCC 006 – The Confession

HCC 007 -Home is the Sailor

HCC 008 – Kiss Her Goodbye

HCC 009 – 361

HCC 010 – Plunder of the Sun

HCC 011 – Branded Woman

HCC 012 – Dutch Uncle

HCC 013 – The Colorado Kid

HCC 014 – The Girl With the Long Green Heart

HCC 015 – The Gutter and the Grave

HCC 016 – Night Walker

HCC 017 – A Touch of Death

HCC 018 – Say It With Bullets

HCC 019 – Witness to Myself

HCC 020 – Bust

HCC 021 – Straight Cut

HCC-022 – Lemons Never Lie

HCC 023 – The Last Quarry

HCC 024 – The Guns of Heaven

HCC 025 – The Last Match

HCC 026 – Grave Descend

HCC 027 – The Peddler

HCC 028 – Lucky at Cards

HCC 029 – Robbie’s Wife

HCC 030 – The Vengeful Virgin

HCC 031 – The Wounded and the Slain

HCC 032 – Blackmailer

HCC 033 – Songs of Innocence

HCC 034 – Fright

HCC 035 – Kill Now, Pay Later

HCC 036 – Slide

HCC 037 – Dead Street

HCC 038 – Deadly Beloved

HCC 039 – A Diet of Treacle

HCC 044 – Somebody Owes Me Money

HCC 123 – PIMP

One Story

One Story: North – Aria Beth Sloss

One Story: An Inventory – Joan Wickersham

One Story: And Then Someone Came From So Very Far Away – Ann Beattie

One Story: All Lateral – Matt Sumell

One Story: A Party for the Colonel – F.T. Kola

One Story: Storm Windows – Charles Haverty

One Story: Rites – Matthew Baker

One Story: The Pole of Cold – Erika Krouse

One Story: Tell Us You Were Here – Anne Valente

One Story: Bursk’s Cutting Board – Scott Cheshire

One Story: Safety – Lydia Fitzpatrick

One Story: Mothers, Tell Your Daughters – Bonnie Jo Campbell

One Story: The Elephant’s Foot – Gabrielle Lucille Fuentes

One Story: When in the Dordogne – Lily King

One Story: The Savior of Gladstone County – J.F. Glubka

One Story: Durga Sweets – Chitra Danerjee Divakaruni

One Story: Case Studies – Charles Bock

One Story: Catacombs – Jason Zencka

One Story: The Woman in the Window – Joyce Carol Oates

One Story: Queen Elizabeth – Brad Felver

One Story: Switzerland – Ann Patchett

One Story: Where the Bees Are Going – Andy Holt

One Story: Staff Picks – George Singleton

One Story: The Quality of Your Life – Min Jin Lee

One Story: Optimistic People – Chris Drangle

One Story: An Oral History of the Next Battle of the Sexes – Lucas Schaefer

One Story: Prairie Fire, 1899 – Mike Alberti

One Story: What Is Behind – Tomiko Breland

One Story: The Third Birdhouse – John Biguenet

One Story: Goodnight, Nobody – Sarah Hall

One Story: Bayou – Bryan Washington

One Story: Please Give Me One Good Reason Not to Hate You – Shawn Vestal

One Story: A Month on Greene Street – Tom Hanks 

One Story: The King of the Animals – Josh Russell

One Story: Our New Lives – Helen Coats

One Story: Guerilla Marketing – Sanjay Agnihotri

One Story: Faint of Heart – Amanda Rea

One Story: Pups – Kate Folk

One Story: The Crazies – Maud Streep

One Story: Are You Mine and No One Else’s – Danny Lorberbaum

One Teen Story

One Teen Story: Guts – Gnesis Villar

One Teen Story: Toby – Lily Boyd

One Teen Story: Bulletin Board Dragon – Lilly Hunt

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