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All the Wrong Questions

All the Wrong Questions 1: “Who Could That Be at This Hour?” – Lemony Snicket

All the Wrong Questions 2: “When Did You See Her Last?” – Lemony Snicket

All the Wrong Questions 3: “Shouldn’t You Be in School?” – Lemony Snicket

All the Wrong Questions 4: “Why is This Night Different From All Other Nights?” – Lemony Snicket

The Amazing Adventures of Nate Banks #3: Red Alert – Jake Bell

The Art of God of War – Evan Shamoon

The Art of Ratchet and Clank

Baccano! vol. 1: The Rolling Bootlegs – Ryohgo Narita

Ballad of the Whiskey Robber – Julian Rubenstein

Batula – Steven Seagle

Baxter Stock (#1)

B^F: The Novelization of the Feature Film – Ryan North

Birth. Movies. Death.

Birth. Movies. Death. Batman v Superman Commemorative Issue

Birth. Movies. Death. Civil War Commemorative Issue

The Black Prince – Iris Murdoch

Brighter Than You Think: 10 Short Works by Alan Moore – Alan Moore / Marc Sobel

Burn Baby Burn – James Maxey

“But… I Can’t Do Anything Else!”: the art of Rob Schrab

The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Visual Companion – Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard

Consider Phlebas – Iain Banks

The Conspiracy Against the Human Race – Thomas Ligotti

The Crash Bandicoot Files: How Willy the Wombat Sparked Marsupial Mania


Darkman 1: The Hangman – Randall Boyll

Darkman 2: The Price of Fear – Randall Boyll

Darkman 4: In the Face of Death – Randall Boyll

The Destroyer

Created, the Destroyer (The Destroyer, Book 1) – Warren Murphy, Richard Sapir

Erf – Garth Ennis

Everything Can Be Beaten – Jhonen Vasquez (as Chancre Scolex)

The Fall (The Strain Trilogy book 2) – Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan

Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges

The Four Just Men – Edgar Wallace

Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor (Frank Einstein 1) – Jon Scieszka

Ghosts and Ruins – Ben Catmull

Gladiator – Philip Wylie

I Am Not A Number – Alex Cox

The Journal of Philip Von Tik – Thee Contortionists (Tyson Platt)

The Knights Tales Book 2: The Adventures of Sir Givret the Short – Gerald Morris

Mateo and the Flower of the Rain – Moisés Escudero

Mindsploitation – Vernon Chatman


Shadow of a Broken Man – George C. Chesbro

The Fear in Yesterday’s Rings – George Chesbro

The Mongoliad Book 1 – Neal Stephenson, Greg Bear, etc.

Myth Adventures

Myth Adventures One – Robert Asprin

Myth Directions / Hit or Myth – Robert Asprin

One Story

One Story: North – Aria Beth Sloss

One Story: An Inventory – Joan Wickersham

One Story: And Then Someone Came From So Very Far Away – Ann Beattie

One Story: All Lateral – Matt Sumell

One Story: A Party for the Colonel – F.T. Kola

One Story: Storm Windows – Charles Haverty

One Story: Rites – Matthew Baker

One Story: The Pole of Cold – Erika Krouse

One Story: Tell Us You Were Here – Anne Valente

One Story: Bursk’s Cutting Board – Scott Cheshire

One Story: Safety – Lydia Fitzpatrick

One Story: Mothers, Tell Your Daughters – Bonnie Jo Campbell

One Story: The Elephant’s Foot – Gabrielle Lucille Fuentes

One Story: When in the Dordogne – Lily King

One Story: The Savior of Gladstone County – J.F. Glubka

One Story: Durga Sweets – Chitra Danerjee Divakaruni

One Story: Case Studies – Charles Bock

One Story: Catacombs – Jason Zencka

One Story: The Woman in the Window – Joyce Carol Oates

One Story: Queen Elizabeth – Brad Felver

One Story: Switzerland – Ann Patchett

One Story: Where the Bees Are Going – Andy Holt

One Story: Staff Picks – George Singleton

One Story: The Quality of Your Life – Min Jin Lee

One Story: Optimistic People – Chris Drangle

One Story: An Oral History of the Next Battle of the Sexes – Lucas Schaefer

One Story: Prairie Fire, 1899 – Mike Alberti

One Story: What Is Behind – Tomiko Breland

One Story: The Third Birdhouse – John Biguenet

One Story: Goodnight, Nobody – Sarah Hall

One Story: Bayou – Bryan Washington

One Story: Please Give Me One Good Reason Not to Hate You – Shawn Vestal

One Story: A Month on Greene Street – Tom Hanks 

One Story: The King of the Animals – Josh Russell

One Story: Our New Lives – Helen Coats

One Story: Guerilla Marketing – Sanjay Agnihotri

One Story: Faint of Heart – Amanda Rea

One Story: Pups – Kate Folk

One Story: The Crazies – Maud Streep

One Story: Are You Mine and No One Else’s – Danny Lorberbaum

One Teen Story

One Teen Story: Guts – Gnesis Villar

One Teen Story: Toby – Lily Boyd

One Teen Story: Bulletin Board Dragon – Lilly Hunt

Phantasm Compendium – Ben Yip

Reamde – Neal Stephenson


The Talented Mr. Ripley – Patricia Highsmith

Ripley Under Ground – Patricia Highsmith

The Boy Who Followed Ripley – Patricia Highsmith

Ripley Under Water – Patricia Highsmith

Scrum: A Breathtakingly Brief and Agile Introduction – Chris Sims & Hillary Louise Johnson

The Sea, the Sea – Iris Murdoch

Sherlock Sam and the Missing Heirloom in Katong: Case 1 – A. J. Low

Starfish – Peter Watts

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Collectibles – Matt MacNabb with Robert Barbieri

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Ultimate Visual History – Andrew Farago

13 Words – Lemony Snicket

Those Who Walk Away – Patricia Highsmith

Time Troop (#1) – Dr. Herodotus

Under the Net – Iris Murdoch

Veil – George Chesbro

Vice: The Comics Issue (Vol. 13, Number 5) – Various

Warhammer Black Library

First and Only – Dan Abnett

We Are All Me – Jordan Crane

Welcome Home – Jaime Vicente

Who Censored Roger Rabbit? – Gary K. Wolf


HCC 001 – Grifter’s Game

HCC 002 – Fade to Blonde

HCC 003 – Top of the Heap

HCC 004 – Little Girl Lost

HCC 005 – Two For the Money

HCC 006 – The Confession

HCC 007 -Home is the Sailor

HCC 008 – Kiss Her Goodbye

HCC 009 – 361

HCC 010 – Plunder of the Sun

HCC 011 – Branded Woman

HCC 012 – Dutch Uncle

HCC 013 – The Colorado Kid

HCC 014 – The Girl With the Long Green Heart

HCC 015 – The Gutter and the Grave

HCC 016 – Night Walker

HCC 017 – A Touch of Death

HCC 018 – Say It With Bullets

HCC 019 – Witness to Myself

HCC 020 – Bust

HCC 021 – Straight Cut

HCC-022 – Lemons Never Lie

HCC 023 – The Last Quarry

HCC 024 – The Guns of Heaven

HCC 025 – The Last Match

HCC 026 – Grave Descend

HCC 027 – The Peddler

HCC 028 – Lucky at Cards

HCC 029 – Robbie’s Wife

HCC 030 – The Vengeful Virgin

HCC 031 – The Wounded and the Slain

HCC 032 – Blackmailer

HCC 044 – Somebody Owes Me Money

HCC 123 – PIMP


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