Breaking news that didn’t make it to the Yahoo frontpage

Guys, it needs to be said: I hate strawberries.  Instead of one nice disposable peel, or even a recognizable core, you just have this unpleasant stump at the top that maybe sometimes you accidentally take a bite of one of the leaves up there.  They’re messy.  Oranges are messy, but with a napkin and some licky-fingers, you’re good.  Strawberries leave their devil red mark everywhere, the blood of their crimes splashes liberally on their victim.

Horrible, evil fruit.  Eat my ass, strawberries.

I guess you taste okay.

news! tell your friends! or don’t! i don’t care! but i sort of do so do it!

I’ve added a banner and you can now hit the site via vaguely-offensive.com, if you’d like, though shitasmlives is still its primary home, so my legions of fans shan’t be lost to the internetty ether.

I feel like domain names are like tattoos.  Whoops.

I’m having trouble settling on a color scheme for the site, partially due to the limitations offered by the free theme.  If I get time, one day, perhaps I will work on paying for and customizing the things I’d like to, but there’s so many video games to play and so much porn to watch that I don’t know if that’s a realistic option.

I’m open to feedback.  Unless it’s not glowingly positive, in which case I’m not open to it at all and you can shut your stupid smelly mouth.

A brief study on the degradation of values on the site shitasmlives.com

Okay you horrible, horrible rat bastards.  I interrupted my life of not doing things to do some things that bring pleasure to no one.  And by no one I mean everyone.  And by everyone I mean… I mean you.  If you’ll just let me be part of your life.  And by be part of your life I mean inside your butthole.

Yay!

New Shitasm

New movies reviews (All Dogs, Precious)

New book reviews (Borges)