Guys, it needs to be said: I hate strawberries. Instead of one nice disposable peel, or even a recognizable core, you just have this unpleasant stump at the top that maybe sometimes you accidentally take a bite of one of the leaves up there. They’re messy. Oranges are messy, but with a napkin and some licky-fingers, you’re good. Strawberries leave their devil red mark everywhere, the blood of their crimes splashes liberally on their victim.
Horrible, evil fruit. Eat my ass, strawberries.
I guess you taste okay.