Breaking news that didn’t make it to the Yahoo frontpage

Guys, it needs to be said: I hate strawberries.  Instead of one nice disposable peel, or even a recognizable core, you just have this unpleasant stump at the top that maybe sometimes you accidentally take a bite of one of the leaves up there.  They’re messy.  Oranges are messy, but with a napkin and some licky-fingers, you’re good.  Strawberries leave their devil red mark everywhere, the blood of their crimes splashes liberally on their victim.

Horrible, evil fruit.  Eat my ass, strawberries.

I guess you taste okay.

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