Adventures in the Rifle Brigade – Garth Ennis ♦♦♦ [three out of five]

Who knows what caused Ennis to put this together – 6 extreme war stereotypes form a special ops group during WWII times, sent on precious undercover missions purposefully or accidentally.  Ennis wrote 2 3-issue storylines with this troupe and they are, at times, hilarious.  But they’re also one-joke humor, and have the feeling of whimsy – a funny idea that either fulfilled a contract or was expanded to fulfill a publishing schedule…

Who knows why any of us put anything together

The Ballad of Halo Jones – Alan Moore ♦♦♦♦ [four out of five]

If you’re a Moore fan, you’ve already read and sung the praises of Halo Jones.  If you’re new to comics or just getting into Moore, I would suggest this as a valid addition to your collection – it’s a good taste of overseas sci-fi and still, however many years on, a pretty bold and original approach to the genre…

If you boldly and originally approach me I’ll give you a nickel.  And a hug.  And a grope.  And a nickel-hug-grope combo, which is all sortsa emotionally confusing.

Real Steel ••• [three out of five]

You’ve seen this before: the drinkin’, gamblin’ rabble-rouser who – for some reason or another – has to take a youngster under his wing whilst he goes about his drinkin’ and gamblin’ ways.  Surely that youngster won’t cause him to expose a heart of gold and turn his life around…  While Real Steel doesn’t miss a beat for that genre, it gets some key things right to keep you enjoying the movie…

The key thing here is that you click this link

Drive ••• [three out of five]

I was all set to love Drive.  All the right people liked it, I dig Ryan Gosling, and the write-ups spoke of a blend of dark elements which normally make me purr.  The opening scene had me convinced that I was about to be blown away by some moody awesomeness, but by film’s end I found myself almost completely unaffected…

Need i make a joke about being unaffected by clicking here…  NEED I?

The Ten ••• [three out of five]

On the road to comedy, there are ups and downs.  If it’s in the pursuit of the eventual ‘big laugh,’ I’ll let it pass.  ‘The Ten’ is uneven in a new way, drumming up a formula that could’ve been a non-stop laugh fest but ends up a muddle, one of those movies for which I’m sure repeated viewings will expose the hidden hilariousness…

exposed

Black Swarm •• [two out of five]

Black Swarm is watchable.  That sounds like a brush off, but many films are not watchable.  Winning has also helmed several not-in-theater monster movie affairs, and Swarm shows a competence with the concept.  But, much like a lot of 90s DTV that have CGI’d covers promising wackiness that never quite rears its head on film, Winning follows a tried and true lower budget formula of promising a lot and showing us little…

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