3 out of 5

No, no, this is not worth watching, and it’s almost as ridiculous as Season 1’s binge-a-thon.  …Almost.  And, yes, dedicated followers, I gave the tragic binge-a-thon three stars for its dedication to its god-awfulness, as I’m doing with ‘the hyper binge’, although rather for its pointlessness instead.

An unfunny narrator recaps both seasons of Angie Tribeca in a half hour.

Both seasons.

…Before the second season has aired.  That’s the punchline.  Except it is / isn’t a joke, because these are the actual second season episodes they’re ‘bingeing,’ which is all sorts of WTF, and pretty much how the rating is earned.  I mean, sure, plot points aren’t the end-all-be-all for a parody show, but it’s still, like, who thought this up?  And why?  It’s such a goldarn puzzle.  The lesson is: all you have to do is confuse me and I’ll give you an okay rating.