1 gibble out of 5

Director: Zeke Gonzalez

Sweet lord this movie never stops talking. Look: at the opening, I was giving this some credit. I haven’t heard the name Weecho before, but the acting was a shade above average and the camera work seemed decent enough. For low budget, there was some effort. I thought. But then it seems like there was too much effort, because someone was going for Godfather, but apparently neglected to factor in things like sustainable plot and character development. Dude, seriously, there’s so much talking in this movie and they don’t say anything. At all. And there are no likable characters, so hearing them talk all the time was, y’know, not fun. Boom! Best movie ever.