I was all set to love Drive.  All the right people liked it, I dig Ryan Gosling, and the write-ups spoke of a blend of dark elements which normally make me purr.  The opening scene had me convinced that I was about to be blown away by some moody awesomeness, but by film’s end I found myself almost completely unaffected…

Need i make a joke about being unaffected by clicking here…  NEED I?