Hey, there’s the ol’ Schumacher I know, making subpar movies!  Well holy oats, he’s brought along Nicky Cage, doin’ his crazy dance!  And here’s… well… Nicole Kidman?  Really?  Look, I’m not a fan or anything, I’m just surprised to see her here.  But anyhow, plow forth we shall with this review.

‘Trespass’ is a pretty predictable lil’ tidbit about a rich family that has their home invaded by some angry people with guns…

I FIND YOUR CYNICISM PALATABLE