Boom Bap! 12 Rounds! John Cena! Boom! Renny Harlin! Zippy Zoom! Piece of shit!
Hokay, it ain’t that bad. Cena seems like a nice guy, and Harlin still copies every popular action movie shooting style effortlessly enough, but ’12 Rounds’ is such light fare that nips unexcitingly from movies you’ve seen before that it’s hard to even muster the channel surfer’s glaze of between-commerical contentment for any given scene…