The first book of the Strain Trilogy – called, uh, ‘The Strain’ – had fanboys automatically saying fanboy things and telling me that it was an awesome book when I would see them on the train or pass by them on the street. It had a nice built-in audience thanks to director Guillermo del Toro.
Because it’s important, let’s take a moment to talk about my feelings toward del Toro…
vaguely-offensive 